Dawn Spinner Davis, 26, a beauty writer, said the downward-trending graphs began to make sense when the man she married on Nov. 1, a 28-year-old private wealth manager, stopped playing golf, once his passion. “One of his best friends told me that my job is now to keep him calm and keep him from dying at the age of 35,” Ms. Davis said. “It’s not what I signed up for.”Can you imagine? No golf! However will the poor dear survive?
In other, much less important news, 45 million Americans remain uninsured.
On the plus side, odds are looking pretty good that our poor Mr. Davis won't be off the links for long - at least not if he's in line for one of those fancy, publicly-funded bonuses.
In other, much less important news, 45 million Americans are completely unable to get basic fucking medical care.
The time for universal health care is now, and not a day later.
Of course, if you live in any industrialized country on the planet EXCEPT the wealthiest one in history, the time was years ago.
What are you waiting for, America?